Gizmo Ground

Gadgets and Gizoms, we love them all! We walk in to a store and we are moved and excited to see the amazing, innovative, weird, interesting electronic items waiting for us to droll over. Nerdy and entertaining we are in the world of gadgets!

High pixels and frames per second make viewing a joy. Plus it has a built in voice recorder, multiple languages to choose from, a built in high quality speaker as well as a earphone jack, the ability to view JPEG pictures and listen to music at the same time, and so much more.

You can  have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you’re a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer and you look like a Jedi!

This smooth and ripe Headset is very apeeling in bright yellow,  even  Gorilla’s will go banana’s over it.   When you’re in the mood for some fruit, order some over your Banana Headset! You can talk in the office with a whole new sense of self respect? and no worries it is very durable if you drop it you wont have a banana split.

Meow! Japanese company Thanko has devised a mask, that filters the air you breath and makes you look like a pussy cat!

“A well tied tie is the first serious step in life.”~Oscar Wilde

“A untied tie you can rest on is the next step  in life! ~T he Pillow Tie

Sleep at your desk, sleep on a flight, sleep where ever you delight. With the Pillow Tie you can rest when ever you like.

Write what ever you want! Leaving a note for your morning coffee drinker just got easier. Great gift for any one.

Fully functioning wall clock with hidden safe behind it. With this product you can hide your valuables in what looks like an ordinary working wall clock- the last place a thief would think to look.

Do not take this gift for granted, it is not a pebble with out a cause, just simply plug the USB cable into a free port and let the fun begin. The USB Pet Rock will instantly begin to work its magic. People will stop by and ask you what your USB Pet Rock does and you tell them, It brings me joy to laugh at my pet rock you see he is stoned.

When life hands you something annoying, Stamp away! The large “”WTF”" is highly gratifying and the customizable checkboxes for “WTF” intensity make things ever-so much clear.

The most advanced and complete system delivering quality and SAFE sound to your  geek to be  and  mom. Anything you can play in your mp3 player can be played for your baby.

The all solid metal construction with stainless steel blade, lazer etched with the ship’s famous insignia, is ready to slice through pepperoni, sausage, jalapenos, pineapple, tribble, klingon, and whatever else you like to top your pizzas with.

OMG, are you naked under those gloves? Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! Hundreds of uses!

No cocktail party is complete without a crockpot full of cocktail wienies simmering in red sauce. This mini tin of wienie-shaped gum pays tribute to these tiny, tasty appetizers.

Straight cuts every time! Follow the straight line projected from the on-board laser for perfect cuts Stainless steel blades Perfect for fabrics signs and anything requiring a long straight cut

Play with your food! Toast will be branded with a tic-tac-toe grid! When the toasted gameboard is ready, all that’s left to do is pick some tasty toppings and play a game. Winner gets to eat the toast!

Decorate your fridge with app-y fun!

Let your friends poke you while they pay your drums , with seven different sounds and graphics you are the one man band.

These gloves give you the ability to text, email and call your sweetheart one even on the coldest days. All ten fingers. Warm your loved one’s heart, by warming their hands.

I think there’s a tendency for modern man to become dominated by gadgets and machines, taking us further and further away from the things I’ve been talking about.